Weekly YouTube highlights:

Bono on American Idol. It was painless.

Bono at the Tribeca Film Festival with Alicia Keys. Supporting the film We Are Together. Poetic hyperbole contest winner? Bono.

Following the above celeb-studded events, our little hero returned home and spent a weekend filled with desperate moments in which he could not find a camera anywhere. Thankfully, yer man’s notebook & camera-toting friends reappeared on Tuesday to capture his extremely awesome haircut in Dublin as it escorted the royalty around town, read a super-sweet poem to an amazing woman, and chit chatted on the phone with some U.S. politicians.

Meanwhile, Edge, Larry and Adam were all in the studio. Toiling away. Eating porridge.

(Last three sentences not verified).

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