Comments on: Bono caption contest

By: vikki husky

vikki husky — Sat, 03 May 2008 00:43:06 +0000

uno, dos,…dos…?

HMKRich — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 08:24:12 +0000

“Three politicians stand before me, but only TWO of them will recieve sunglasses and advance to the next round.”

Edwardo — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 08:24:04 +0000

I had a good one here yesterday. It’s mysteriously vanished.

Brian — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 23:30:08 +0000

“US Senator John Kerry and others enjoy a laugh during a photo op as U2 lead singer Bono makes rabbit ears behind TV star Gary Coleman (not shown).”

Anatole — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:34:04 +0000

Bono: People in the room who could really use a photo op with me? 2

Anatole — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:32:14 +0000

Nobel Prize nominations for Politicians? 0
Nobel Prize nominations pour moi? 2

More as I think them up.

Only if I think up better ones.

Dave W — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:02:24 +0000

Bono…how many times have you lost your lyrics for an upcoming album?

Bono…how many times have you fallen off the stage during a concert?

Bono…how many years does it take to record a new album?

Bono…how many other band members are currently pissed off at you?

Erika — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:51:40 +0000

I kinda like this one:
“Kerry burst into tears as Bono dropped his index finger and extended his thumb.”