Bono caption contest
I went to the “Daily Show” Web site today, and one of the links on the main page was to a caption contest for this photo:

Sixty comments are posted so far; of the ones I’ve seen, none of them are terribly funny. (Although I did enjoy these two: “Looking around this distinguished body at my good friends from Indiana and Massachusetts and Delaware, I think I can say without fear of objection, I still haven’t found what I’m looking for,” and “Bono delights Senator Lugar with his yet to be released techno cover of “Little Bunny Foo-Foo.”) Come on @U2′ers; let’s see if we can’t flood Comedy Central’s Indecision 2008 with our own brand of Bono humor.









Erika said,
October 16, 2007 @ 7:51 pm
I kinda like this one:
“Kerry burst into tears as Bono dropped his index finger and extended his thumb.”
Dave W said,
October 17, 2007 @ 1:02 pm
Bono…how many times have you lost your lyrics for an upcoming album?
Bono…how many times have you fallen off the stage during a concert?
Bono…how many years does it take to record a new album?
Bono…how many other band members are currently pissed off at you?
Anatole said,
October 18, 2007 @ 3:32 pm
Nobel Prize nominations for Politicians? 0
Nobel Prize nominations pour moi? 2
More as I think them up.
Only if I think up better ones.
Anatole said,
October 18, 2007 @ 3:34 pm
Bono: People in the room who could really use a photo op with me? 2
Brian said,
October 18, 2007 @ 4:30 pm
“US Senator John Kerry and others enjoy a laugh during a photo op as U2 lead singer Bono makes rabbit ears behind TV star Gary Coleman (not shown).”
Edwardo said,
October 20, 2007 @ 1:24 am
I had a good one here yesterday. It’s mysteriously vanished.
HMKRich said,
October 20, 2007 @ 1:24 am
“Three politicians stand before me, but only TWO of them will recieve sunglasses and advance to the next round.”
vikki husky said,
May 2, 2008 @ 5:43 pm
uno, dos,…dos…?