Bono the First

By on March 3, 2005 in Bono

This is good. Parenthetical Ellipses Redux has some thoughts on who could replace Pope John Paul II. Talk about a funky pontiff….

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4 Responses to Bono the First

  1. Beth March 4, 2005 at 6:34 am #

    A non-Catholic Catholic Pope whom everybody already loves! Wow, this could solve the whole problem of denominational divisions in world Christianity in one fell swoop. I’m for it. What’s the first encyclical?

  2. m2 March 4, 2005 at 1:25 pm #

    The first encyclical would have to be Anti-Arborus Jetus (On not landing a 747 in your front yard).

    Or perhaps Secundus Malus Albumae Sicco (That Two Crap Albums and You’re Out) would work, too.

  3. jobob March 5, 2005 at 9:10 am #

    Here’s some encyclicals I’d like to see from Bono the First:

    On Rosaries and Sunglasses: Rock Star Fashion Statement or Religious Statement?

    When Will I Find What I’m Looking For? On My Search for God in Music and in Life.

    On Division in Religion: We’re One, But We’re Not the Same?

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